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● OFFICIAL: Chicago Softball FC signs 38-year-old accountant to 1-year beer league extension● BLIC places LF on 10-day IL (hamstring, ego)● Austin B-Team Kickball acquires cooler, two folding chairs in exchange for future considerations● Commissioner announces expansion to 3 new parking lots● Denver Rec League Dodgeball releases statement: "We are aware of the scoreboard"● BLIC 1B agrees to terms on team-friendly deal (he buys the first round)● Front Office confirms 0 championship rings, calls it "a foundation"● Tampa Pickup Hoops DFA's guy who calls every foul

The Pro Shop

The Pro Shop

Pro-grade gear for athletes (strictly defined). Built to look elite from the parking lot.

Apparel & Headwear

Retro heritage gear for athletes (strictly defined).

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Best Seller ATHLETE* *STRICTLY DEFINED

"ATHLETE" Tee

$32

Heavyweight vintage-wash cotton. Bold claim across the chest.

*Strictly defined. Participation in any organized activity involving a ball, a can, or both.

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ATHLETE*

"ATHLETE" Hoodie

$68

Brushed fleece for 9pm games when it gets cold and you forgot a jacket again.

*Strictly defined. See tee.

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MS

Retro Dad Hat

$30

Unstructured six-panel. Pre-curved, like your expectations.

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3RD PLACE

Mesh Trucker Cap

$28

Foam front, snapback, breathable mesh. Built for the parking-lot pregame.

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Dugout & Accessories

Everything the bench needs. Mostly the cooler.

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Fan Favorite LOCKER ROOM

The Official Team Locker Room

$85

Insulated 30-can cooler bag. The most important player on the roster.

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BLIC Can Koozie

BLIC Can Koozie

$8

A koozie printed to look like the can it is holding. Very meta. Very cold.

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Franchise Starter Kits

Make it official. Tiered packages for local captains.

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OFFICIAL FRANCHISE CHARTER WALK-ON

Walk-On Charter

$49

Digital franchise charter + your official franchise number + a spot on the Empire map.

  • ✓Printable Franchise Charter (PDF)
  • ✓Official franchise number
  • ✓Pin on the Empire map
  • ✓Team page in the directory
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Most Popular OFFICIAL FRANCHISE CHARTER EXPANSION

Franchise Expansion Kit

$149

The full ribbon-cutting. Everything a captain needs to declare the team official.

  • ✓Framed Franchise Charter
  • ✓Dugout banner (3 × 5 ft)
  • ✓12 team koozies
  • ✓Captain's dad hat
  • ✓Pin + team page
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OFFICIAL FRANCHISE CHARTER OWNERSHIP

Ownership Group Package

$399

For teams with a group chat that is mostly logistics. Discounted roster gear included.

  • ✓Everything in Expansion
  • ✓12 "ATHLETE" tees
  • ✓The Official Team Locker Room
  • ✓15% off team reorders
  • ✓Press release on the transaction wire
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Store Opens Soon

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The first run is limited. Get first dibs when the Pro Shop opens, plus an early-bird code we will probably forget to expire.