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● OFFICIAL: Chicago Softball FC signs 38-year-old accountant to 1-year beer league extension● BLIC places LF on 10-day IL (hamstring, ego)● Austin B-Team Kickball acquires cooler, two folding chairs in exchange for future considerations● Commissioner announces expansion to 3 new parking lots● Denver Rec League Dodgeball releases statement: "We are aware of the scoreboard"● BLIC 1B agrees to terms on team-friendly deal (he buys the first round)● Front Office confirms 0 championship rings, calls it "a foundation"● Tampa Pickup Hoops DFA's guy who calls every foul

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BLIC

Busch Light in Can

11

TPS RPTS

Accounting Dept.

14

Outs●●○

Count3-2

Win Prob.4%

Slightly Above Average. Decidedly Unremarkable.

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Franchises Worldwide

0

Championship Rings

10

Sports (Loosely)

12

States Affected

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Blic

Head for the mountains.

Where it all began. BLIC (Busch Light in Can) Softball is the founding franchise of the Empire and the standard every affiliate aspires to meet, then quietly falls short of.

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Best Seller ATHLETE* *STRICTLY DEFINED

"ATHLETE" Tee

$32

Heavyweight vintage-wash cotton. Bold claim across the chest.

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Retro Dad Hat

$30

Unstructured six-panel. Pre-curved, like your expectations.

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Warm-Up Windbreaker

$95

Satin-lined pro-style track jacket. Looks elite. Has never warmed anyone up.

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BLIC Script Dad Hat

$32

The flagship franchise's cursive script, embroidered on an unstructured navy six-panel.

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Franchise Expansion Kit

$149

The full ribbon-cutting. Everything a captain needs to declare the team official.

  • ✓Framed Franchise Charter
  • ✓Dugout banner (3 × 5 ft)
  • ✓12 team koozies
  • ✓Captain's dad hat
  • ✓Pin + team page
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SEAL

Peak Performance Is Overrated.

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